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#96: Wretched Over Retching
Acute bronchitis. That's what she said I had. And since that's not just the doctor speaking, that's Asian Hospital speaking, I believe her...err, I mean, it... or them. (I was assured that Acute Bronchitis is just their cute medical term for inflammed bronchial tube. Ah. As cute as my hacking cough, I see.) So I obediently headed off to Mercury Drug to buy the drugs that are meant to make me well, but were in fact killing me with their prices. At around 70% gross margins, I was more than ready to retch.
Anyway, she/it/they promised that I would start feeling the improvement tomorrow so by the time I wake up, I expect to either be all good and shiny and ready to work, or to have to take sick leave again. Hmm. I see we have a win-win situation here.
And so, with such a happy prospect, I waltz to the store across the pharmacy and buy myself a...BOOK. Grin. (Yes, money for medicine hurts. But money for books... well, they don't even count, remember?)
2 Comments:
the medical terms! ah, yes, they sound complicated but they mean simple terms take this:
ADHD (attention deficit hyperactive disorder) - kulang sa pansin.
acute gastroenteritis - excessive jebbing caused by eating bad food.
upper respiratory tract infection - coughing your lungs out with phlegm
hyperlipidemia - excessive fat in the blood, usually associated with obesity.
plunking 1,000 pesos worth of medicine hurts, but plunking it on a bag or shoes? feels good.
10:20 AM
I should've consulted you first. Would've saved me an hour in waiting time. =)
7:51 PM
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